Free gift

Yep, finally a gift to all my many avid subscribers and the best thing about it is that it's totally free, yep, that's right- it won't cost me a penny. All you have to do is find 2 of your old 9/16th nuts and tie them up to look a bit like a cock and balls and presto- your free gift. Wear it with pride. You never know, they might come in handy one day; if not the nuts then the shoe lace.